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I think objectivity is like this strange myth that people think you're supposed to achieve, but actually, the dirty little secret is that it's not attainable any more than pure justice is attainable by the courts. Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble." ~ John Barrymore I want more of what you gave me last night climbing in bed with you will feel so good tonight I love you… to touch me all over! I was just listening to this romantic sound, I’m looking for someone to act out the lyrics together. It is not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, that the lover of knowledge is reluctant to step into its waters. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche. Popular Dirty Quotes

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Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs by mail, or do you wanna give it to me in person? My wife, a schoolteacher, very disciplined. If you think I'm tough, trust me, and wait till you see when the children are on the naughty step. It's hilarious. So we decided that I'm going to work like a donkey and provide amazing support for the family. If Disney wants ideas for a princess, make her an independent woman, one who is not afraid to face the daily struggles of life, and refuses to wear expensive dresses. Because we all know life is messy, and those dresses are too pretty to get dirty. Even though it’s called dirty talk, it doesn’t necessarily have to be obscene words, far from it. It’s about emphasizing sensuality when speaking behind closed doors. Even simple phrases like “what do you want to do now” or “I’m going to do what you like” can be extremely erotic if said in the appropriate tone. How to initiate naughty dirty talking with a girlI have never loved anyone as much as I love you, and I don’t think I will ever be able to love anyone else but you. Just found out people in [censored] don’t love each other.” 35) These funny dirty memes are slippery when wet.

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BuzzFeed Bring Me Obsessed with travel? Discover unique things to do, places to eat, and sights to see in the best destinations around the world with Bring Me! It’s important to keep things spiced up in the bedroom, but it’s hard to know where to start. What are they into, what are they not? Whether you want to ask questions or get frisky, we’ve got the perfect dirty message to take your romantic life from slow to let’s go! Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity." ~ Mignon McLaughlinSome of us can easily and openly talk about sex at any given moment, but others are still not comfortable with it, and still believe that talking about sex is totally taboo. I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor. Until I was with you and I realized: you don’t ever realize you’re on the floor.” – David Levithan It’s hard to love yourself when you’ve been told your whole life that there is something wrong with you – when you are called dirty because of your skin color. ~ Jagmeet Singh. Rodney Dangerfield “Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.”