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If there is any skill needed by both persons in a marriage, it is the skill of listening." -John Savage We are no more free agents than the queen of clubs when she victoriously takes prisoner the knave of hearts.” ~ Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, English aristocrat, letter writer, and poet Art Art enriches our lives and tries to bring understanding to the human condition. Celebrate popular art with these great gifts

You know there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!” —Bill Maher Marriage is a mosaic you build with your spouse. Millions of tiny moments that create your love story." -Jennifer Smith A marriage is surely not all smiles and laughter but, it's worth walking into and staying there for the rest of your lives. To honor and revel in the spirit of this godly union that a marriage is we've compiled a list of some of the best happy marriage quotes. ( Not to forget some funny marriage quotes too ;)). These quotes are a true revelation of the happy sweetness and annoying saltiness of a marriage and they are bound to tug at your hearts or make you laugh at the bittersweet truth of them. After 45 years of marriage, when I have an argument with my wife, if we don’t agree, we do what she wants. But, when we agree, we do what I want." -Jacques PepinA good marriage is where both people feel like they’re getting the better end of the deal." -Anne Lamott Marriage is when a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gets her masters degree." -Rama Kochhar

Marriage, at its core, is all about respect for the other person- and respect goes both ways." -Dr. Kevin Leman When two people become one flesh by way of marriage, it is not only their hearts that are united but their minds and souls as well." -Julie Donner Andersen Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.” – John Wilmot I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?” – George CarlinA happy marriage doesn't mean you have a perfect spouse or a perfect marriage. It simply means you've chosen to look beyond the imperfections in both." -Fawn Weaver Modern Life Everyone has those things about modern life that send them into a tailspin or give them the old red mist. These gifts can help in taking the sting out of our day-to-day struggles.

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.” – 1 Corinthians 13:4-7Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.”~ Josh Billings (1856-1950)

The average American will hear approximately ten catchphrases a week that originated from a card game expression. And card game catchphrases appear in every country around the world, in almost all cultures. Sociologists and historians use these expressions as one of the measures of playing cards and their anthropological and sociological influences. Marriage is an act of will that signifies and involves a mutual gift, which unites the spouses and binds them to their eventual souls, with whom they make up a sole family, a domestic church." -Pope John Paul IIMarriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash.” – Dr. Joyce Brothers A good lawyer, just like a good poker player, must always keep his cards close to his chest." - Mallika Nawal Intelligence Making fun of a friend’s intelligence is not fun and it’s not clever (which is ironic).