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His mate like the idea of some of that so he went to the house where once again the lady appeared, this time in even more revealing attire. As I was paying the cashier for my Christmas tree, he asked, “Are you going to put that up yourself?” Working days for despatch are Monday to Friday only and excludes Saturdays, Sundays and all UK public holidays. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for the coming Christmas Eve.

Santa was smart enough to stop at three hos. 10. What’s the most disappointing thing for a man on Christmas morning? Our offices are closed weekends and public holidays but we will respond to you the following working day. Your Statutory Rights The delivery service used for this option is Royal Mail Special Delivery which is currently guaranteed by Royal Mail for delivery before 4PM. Three garbage men were doing their Christmas rounds and collecting their well earned Xmas tips and gifts from the grateful householders when they arrived at a pleasant house at the end of a cul-de-sac.He refused to let go of all those irritating ho’s. 24. Boy: Are you Christmas? ‘Cause I wanna merry you! I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come…Then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left.” He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. Bill stumbled to the kitchen and sure enough, there was hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the newspaper. Say your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas…Can I visit between the holidays?”

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They were both made for kids but dads can’t help playing with them. 29. How do snowmen make babies? In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.” If it is our fault, we will sort it! We do everything we can to avoid mistakes and problems but, where these regrettably do occur, we will fix it for you. Your Goods Have Not Arrived He and Mrs. Claus had just had a fight, it was nearly time to leave and his sleigh wasn’t loaded, and the elves were talking about going on strike. We would ask you to bear with the delivery companies during busy periods, especially Christmas, and where weather is known to be causing disruption to transport and deliveries.