Penis Pokey

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If you loved the original Penis Pokey, the all-new Penis Pokey Activity Book will take your breath away! One spread features a peeled banana - with the banana missing, another a fireman and hose with the hose missing, it is for you or your male friend to insert the missing item! This all-new edition features puzzles, connect-the-dots pictures, a maze, and a dry-erase marker for drawing your own creations.

Penis Pokey by Christopher Behrens - Penguin Books Australia

We honour Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples' continuous connection to Country, waters, skies and communities. Every page features a full-color illustration with one thing (a banana, a hot dog, a sea serpent) missing-and male readers are challenged to complete the picture. The cover may have some limited signs of wear but the pages are clean, intact and the spine remains undamaged. The perfect momentary respite from this depressing world of political correctness, feminist recrimination, masculine guilt and penile nullification. You’d think that this would also suit the grandmother crowd, reading The Very Hungry Caterpillar to the littlies, but again, not equipped to do justice to the book, and if grandpa lends a helping hand, then you’re really just kicking off a lifetime of horror and possibly a jail term.I decided, since the book was unable to be cleansed, that I would never be able to fully engross myself in it. Although the book – Penis Pokey doesn’t actually contain any nudity, swearing or sexual content of any kind, it’s one hell of a rude book! This has been a fun-filled week for me as mother of the author, presenting a copy of Penis Pokey to friends and watching their reaction.

Penis Pokey - Christopher Behrens: 9781594741487 - AbeBooks

Some of us weren't so blessed and when you use the book, it ends up looking like a gumdrop is stuck to the page! This is a book where the reader can insert themselves into the action, become one of the characters. It has pleased and delighted me to watch their expressions of surprise, followed by laughter as they looked at each page. Here are all-new pokey illustrations, a dry-erase marker, and a host of challenging new activities-including a maze, a connect the-dots, complete-the-pictures, and more. The pages can be hard to turn when you're getting into the story but that's where a gentle set of extra hands comes in.You supply the climax, as it were, and I’d like to make the point that reading this can be a team effort. By using the Web site, you confirm that you have read, understood, and agreed to be bound by the Terms and Conditions. A great gag gift idea for bachelor parties, vasectomy parties, white elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa, and Yankee swaps. You're the star in this very adult board book We dare you to try to make it through the (w)hole book without laughing Every scene in Penis Pokey has one thing missing, and you have to complete the.