Shag Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight

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FOR HER Shagging - two blokes Offering up both ends of yourself at the same time 200 calories Offering two modes of access to your lower end at the same time 200 calories Not being able to sit down for a week 400 calories
TOTAL: 800 calories
75 FOR HIM Foreplay - groping Groping one erogenous zone (fully clothed) 10 calories Groping two erogenous zones at the same time (fully clothed) 20 calories Groping three erogenous zones at the same time (fully clothed) 30 calories
TOTAL: 60 calories

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FOR HER Shagging - in front of a romantic fire Watching telly while he’s outside chopping the firewood 0 calories Drinking a glass of plonk while he struggles to get the damn thing lit minus 80 calories Being rogered on the floor whilst worrying if the rug will catch fire 200 calories
TOTAL: 120 calories
89 FOR HER Self-shagging with a washing machine Loading the washing machine and switching it on 10 calories Sitting on it during the fastest spin cycle 30 calories Ironing the clothes afterwards 30 calories
TOTAL: 70 calories
11The link between sex and slimming is simple: a good hard rogering burns calories. If you roger hard enough then that’s enough exercise to lose weight. But do you know how much weight you’ll burn up? Which positions offer the greatest slimming opportunities? Where to find a fellow slimmer willing to work with you? No, nor did I. But that’s why I researched this book. Well, that and the offer of fifty quid and a NEhow, on the one hand, theres Jenny Craig. And, whos to say a little ketosis isn’t good for you. (especially the morning after the night before. Why would I want to remember, when I could be floating in a state of alternated reality). On the other hand, though, theres ‘shag yourself slim’. Decisions decisions. I’m weighing this. Thinking it through from all possible angles. As if. Shag-a-delic, baaaaby. A short shag haircut is the perfect way to update your look and give yourself a cool and chic vibe. It has similar appearance to the classic bob, but with added layers and texture which give it a modern edge. It suits most faces, and can be styled in a variety of ways to suit your mood or outfit. 3. Medium Shag Haircut Now, I normally wouldn’t, not at all, but considering how hard I’ll be working very soon, no harm in indulging in a few jammy dodgers. And a Victoria sponge. What the hell, I’ll just balance out with some savoury: dorritos with salasa. After all, I can afford to munch while I read, because, very soon I’m going to be shagging myself all the way slim. Phoar.

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FOR HER Self-shagging with a vibrator Replacing the batteries that short-circuited last time due to damp conditions 10 calories Letting the machine do the work 2 calories A far bigger orgasm than your boyfriend ever gives you 100 calories
TOTAL: 112 calories
13FOR HIM Shagging - in front of a romantic fire Chopping the romantic wood 200 calories Lighting the romantic firelighters 10 calories Shagging her on a nice rug whilst keeping an eye on the romantic flames in case they die down 200 calories
TOTAL: 410 calories
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