Shag Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight

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FOR HIM Shagging - a desperate virgin Trying to restrain her enthusiasm before she wears out your nob 50 calories Persuading her that all men are as bad as you in bed 10 calories Carving a notch in your bedpost to record the event 30 calories
TOTAL: 90 calories
72 The shag haircut works perfectly on straight hair, too. With the layers added all over to create texture and movement, your blowout will have an effortless ‘lived-in’ vibe. If you like more defined strands, ask for long side bangs (again similar to the modern shag). And if you want to keep your hair looking shiny and sleek all day long, finish with a light-hold hairspray. 15. 70s Shag Haircut

Shag Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight Shag Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight

FOR HIM Shagging - noisily Thrusting as hard as possible with the aim of breaking the bed 200 calories Howling with delight at the top of your voice 10 calories Repairing the wooden slats under the bed 70 calories
TOTAL: 280 calories
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Did you know every aspect of shagging burns calories? Fact: a 4-10 minute hand job burns 50 calories - that's the equivalent of 1/3 McDonald's original cheese burger! A happy ending for a Happy Meal, not bad eh? FOR HER Shagging - noisily Rolling over every couple of minutes to change positions in a fervour of passion 200 calories Thumping the mattress in orgasmic ecstasy 30 calories Phoning your boyfriend to tell him you’re ready to see him now 5 calories
TOTAL: 235 calories
61 Summer is a comin’. This means war. Mind over mutton. Drastic measures need to be undertaken, and I don’t just mean the Bridget Jones girdle guard (which, in any case doesn’t fit me anymore. As I found out last week when I put it on but couldn’t take it off. At least not without the intervention of a fire brigade). (Well, so what. How many fires do you think they put out at any given time anyway? Its more like a tree kitten rescue job. Trust me, they welcome my sort of problems). FOR HIM Foreplay - M&S Choosing new M&S underwear 5 calories Winking at your woman to join you in the changing rooms 2 calories Realising this store doesn’t have changing rooms and being forced to have sex at home like everyone else 5 calories
TOTAL: 12 calories
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FOR HER Shagging - in a porn film Allowing access to parts of you that are normally exits only 20 calories Trying to keep moist under the hot studio lights 100 calories Faking orgasm twenty times in a day 300 calories
TOTAL: 420 calories
57 Shagging - faking orgasm Shagging - real orgasm Shagging - telephone sex Extra calorific benefits of shagging Negative calorific aspects of shagging Shagging diary A shag haircut is a great style for blonde hair as it adds some extra texture and an undone finish which works to brighten up your complexion. If you’re after a more subtle look, opt for low-maintenance highlights – this will prevent your colour from looking brassy and preserve your blonde hue for longer. 20. Shag with Brown Hair FOR HIM Foreplay - groping Groping one erogenous zone (fully clothed) 10 calories Groping two erogenous zones at the same time (fully clothed) 20 calories Groping three erogenous zones at the same time (fully clothed) 30 calories
TOTAL: 60 calories

Shag Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight

FOR HIM Foreplay - oiling Covering your body with lavender oil 10 calories Covering your woman’s body with lavender oil 20 calories Putting a towel on the bed so your sheets don’t get covered in lavender oil 5 calories
TOTAL: 35 calories
28 FOR HER Shagging - her on top Climbing onto him while he gropes your tits 15 calories Doing all the work 150 calories Getting bored and stopping because he’s making no effort 0 calories
TOTAL: 165 calories
This book is so tiny, it's meant to be funny ,a joke, I found it very stupid and boring it went straight in the bin..... This book is so tiny, it's meant to be funny ,a joke, I found it very stupid and boring it went straight in the bin..... FOR HER Shagging - a sheep Putting on several sets of false breasts to attract a male sheep 20 calories Letting your chosen ruminant mammal take you from behind 30 calories Running away from the excited farmer 300 calories
TOTAL: 350 calories
69 FOR HER Shagging - side by side Persuading him not to go to the pub just yet 5 calories Sliding close to him and wrapping your legs around him 10 calories Deciding it would have been better to make the effort to go on top in the first place 5 calories
TOTAL: 20 calories
99 dozen free copies. Now, after literally minutes of in-depth study, you too can lose weight with a smile, just like the dead Nazis. Now, I normally wouldn’t, not at all, but considering how hard I’ll be working very soon, no harm in indulging in a few jammy dodgers. And a Victoria sponge. What the hell, I’ll just balance out with some savoury: dorritos with salasa. After all, I can afford to munch while I read, because, very soon I’m going to be shagging myself all the way slim. Phoar.