You Are F*cking Beautiful: Sweary Affirmations and Funny Quotes for Badass Women

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All of my coworkers make me happy. Some make me happy when they come to work, and some make me happy when they leave. Once you’re feeling happy and confident about your sense of humor, use these 35 affirmations to navigate challenging situations with a smile. Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn’t know you had, and dealing with fears you didn’t know existed.” – Nishan Panwar

These affirmations will give you a boost of motivation and ideas to break this pattern and have a productive Friday against all odds: And to help you get through some of the challenges and low points, I’ve collected several overwhelmed mom quotes to lift and inspire you to keep going.I always say if you aren’t yelling at your kids, you’re not spending enough time with them.” – Reese Witherspoon Funny Work affirmations inject humor into these affirmations, and can add an element of humor and positivity to your day-to-day routine. They tend to instantly uplift your mood from zero to hundred and fill your day up with fun. Whether you’re saying the affirmations aloud or writing them down, laughing along will only strengthen their effect. It will have a positive effect on your mind and body, and form an association between affirmations and a happy feeling. As a result, you’ll stay consistent, and with affirmations, consistency is the name of the game. 50 Funny Affirmations for Confidence, Motivation, and Self-Love If you are in the middle of a challenging time, affirmations can keep your hope up and remind you that there are better days ahead; But then watching your child play or sleep or just say something cute/funny can send us your heart near to bursting.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”To describe my mother would be to write about ahurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow.” – Maya Angelou Whether you’re new to the world of affirmations, where you look at yourself in the mirror and speak beautiful words (AKA Affirmations). If you are looking for a way to get more laughs in your day, try some of these funny affirmations to build your self-esteem.

You know how once you have kids you never ever pee by yourself again? At least one of them is always in there with you at all times.” –Jennifer Garner You May Also Like: 100 Stress Relief Quotes To Release Tension And Relax Friday night affirmations to let go and sleep well Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen. -Unknown “There is nothing intelligent about not standing up for yourself. You may not win every battle. However, everyone will at least know what you stood for – you.”