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No matter what you say, Ribena is bland. It’s a boring drink that I never get. Freezing it makes it marginally more interesting, but it’s not enough to contend with the big boys. Gimme a free one and I’ll happily eat it – it may even make my day a tad better, on the whole. But pay for one? Never have done, never will. Usually one reserved for holidays, Boomy consisted of a strawberry, lemon and orange segment. Sure it was practically healthy. This is the budget Solero, isn’t it. Ice cream covered in flavoured ice. Budget flavoured ice. Budget flavoured ice cream.
Tasty Treats - Let’s be honest, your eyes are on the prize. The exciting prospect of an abundance of classic childhood sweets and willy straws flying around the room has you ready to pounce. As soon as the big boy shows its first signs of wear, you’ll sweep up underneath it with your mouth wide open. Bon appetite! Hello everyone, enjoying the sun? Yes, you are, because you are from the UK, and this is something that everyone from the UK enjoys. Another thing that you are enjoying, is the fact that you can eat ice lollies now – eating them when it’s not sunny is a bit of an alarm bell, isn’t it – it’s not really looked upon too fondly. But it is sunny now, so you can eat them. If you’re planning a surprise hens party for a friend, you’re going to need lots of glitter, exciting balloons, sweet treats and champagne! If you’re planning a lovely lunch in the sun for the bride, be sure to lay “She Said Yes” Napkins on the table and attach helium-filled Love Heart Balloons in pink, gold and white for a fun, celebratory touch.We’re fully entering the middling mediocre range, now. Prepare to be neither over nor underwhelmed. This is ITV at about 7pm on a Saturday. One thing that you can guarantee on at a hen party is that there is going to be A LOT of photos. It’s the perfect occasion to update your profile pic (apart from the actual wedding, of course). The kinds of games you incorporate at your hen party depends on what type of occasion it is and who is planning on attending. Whether you’ve got the whole extended family involved or the friends all the way from pre-school to university – we’ve got a game for you. Everyone will be best of friends in perfect time for the wedding. A Family Affair The same goes for a 99 – it comes with a plus point because you can eat the wafer cone straight afterwards. Pin the Junk on the Hunk – We’ve all heard of pin the tail on the donkey - this versions is a little more risqué (to say the least). We have over 10 different versions of Pin the Willy – some are more realistic than others. You should be fine, you’re used to finding it in the dark.
Shindigs is not responsible for nor does it give any warranty in respect of any materials or other products which give rise to any adverse effects on any person due to allergy or intolerance reactions arising from your use of any materials such as wigs, clothing, facepaint etc. We are not responsible for any damages suffered by any person or property in the conduct of any game or activity supplied by Shindigs. This agreement is governed by the laws of New South Wales, Australia and shall be subject to the non-exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of New South Wales. If ever I’m offered one, I normally just bite the arse off it and hurl the rest into a window or something. It’s ungrateful, yes, but necessary. These were only exciting when I was a kid. They didn’t taste that great, but they were cider, and that meant you could get pissed off them. Pretend to get pissed off them, anyway. But nowadays, I dunno, you could just get an actual cider? Get an actual cider and a Calippo, much better. You could even dip your Calippo in your cider. Also, for the uninitiated, this isn’t really an ice lolly or ice cream, per se. It’s a small container of little ice balls, about the size of a ball bearing, most often featuring two different flavours. They are the Tic-Tacs of the ice world.Ice creams and lollies should always have bonus features, in my opinion, which is why the screwball is such a delight. Once you’ve finished the lovely, smooth ice cream, what’s that? Oooh, what’s that at the bottom, there? It’s a round nugget of fun-continuing bubblegum, that’s what it is. Hoy it in your gob man. Keep it there for the rest of the day if you like. The festivities are just beginning. You loved it as a kid, you loved it as a teen, you love it as an adult, you’ll love it as a pensioner and finally, you’ll love it when you are buried in a coffin filled with dreamy, luscious swirls of velvety soft ice cream, and lowered into an eternity of indulgently luscious ecstasy. With a big flake up your bum, too. You’ve been framed – Mona Lisa who? Frame your beautiful bride-to-be (and rake in those Insta likes) with our Inflatable Photo Frames. The old ball and chain – You love the bride-to-be, but sometimes so can bit a little bit controlling with her future husband. The Ball and Chain will guarantee to provide some giggles on the big night. There is also an Inflatable Ball and Chain so that you can get the joke across without weighing her down.
Why has this monstrosity been around for so long, and why does it continue to eke out such a miserable existence? I know the answer: it’s because for some unknown, ungodly, inexplicable reason, people like it. But I’m writing this, and I think it’s rank – people that enjoy them have the mouths of a Madame Tussauds waxwork. If you like Fabs, you have no tastebuds. In case you’re unaware (a disgusting amount of people have never even heard of Maxibon, let alone had one), one half is a chocolate chip ice cream sandwich (the “bread” is soft biscuit) and the other half is more along your standard choc-ice hype. It’s amazing, if not only for being one of the only ice creams you can actually bite into properly, without your teeth making your brain vibrate off through the top of your skull and out through the ceiling, all the way to Mars.How Well Do You Know The Bride Cards – These are essential for any classy hen party. This game is great for all ages, and all relationships to the bride. Not only are these cards super affordable, but they help to break the ice between the girls who may not know each other so well. There’s nothing like a bit of healthy competition - the girl who knows the most about the bride wins a prize (let’s hope your mum doesn’t let you down too much)! Wonka is a famous name in confectionery, not only because of the fictional Willy Wonka candy in Roald Dahl’s beloved story, but also because Wonka sweets are delicious and bursting with fruity flavours.
This is the same as the orange lolly but better because a lemon is more tart. And the tartier something is, the more I like it. Hen do dare cards – Unleash your inner stag and become a dare devil with these wild dare cards – girls can too! Simply follow the hen night forfeits when someone doesn’t finish their drink, or make your own rules. The power is in your hands. Muhaha…
I have never had one of these “things” but they look like they should come with a trigger warning. Can you imagine putting that piece of coral in your mouth? It would be like running your tongue over someone’s leg after they’ve fallen into a nettle bush. It’d be like wrapping your lips around a sea cucumber. Like kissing a scabby elbow. Lapping away at the stucco walls on that abandoned house down the road. Grabbing a step ladder, going round your nan’s house and using it to orally assault her Artex ceiling. I will never buy one of these. It’s one of your bride’s last nights as a singleton. This means you need to make sure she’s blown away with the male talent. Naaah to Feasts. I’ve never been a fan of bog standard chocolate ice cream – like, it’s the worst part of a Neapolitan, but at least with that you’ve got two other flavours to make up for it. With a Feast, that’s all you’ve got. And you’ve not got much of it, to boot.
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