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Two Irish nuns were visiting Scotland for the first time when they saw a burly Scot wearing a traditional kilt. One nun whispered to the other, “Do ye suppose it’s true what they say? That they dinna wear anything underneath their kilts?”
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired and the nun didn’t want to get involved. The werewolf went to the doctor because he had a howling headache. The doctor said he should try some silver bullets. You see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. The priest is teeing off at the first hole. The ball flies across the fairway towards the green, but lands meters from the hole.
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Did you hear about the vampire who got a job at the blood bank? He said it was a bloody good opportunity! The only thing worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm is biting into an apple and finding half of a worm.
At the box office this weekend Predator took first place and The Nun took second. Coincidently, that's how the Catholic Church ranks it's priorities. Frankenstein thought his new invention was electrifying. He exclaimed, “It’s alive! Coffee, that is.” Did you hear about the nun who started a pet grooming business? She called it “Nun of Your Fur-niture.” Cards and Letters: Send some holy humor to your loved ones in greeting cards or letters to brighten their day. A Priest, a Rabbi, a Nun, two gorillas, a leopard, a horse, two turtles, and a dragonfly walk into a bar. Bartender yells, What is this, some sort of joke?Sisters Anne, Mary, and Teresa are driving across the country when they are in a car c**... and all die tragically. She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." So there are three nuns walking down the street and a streaker runs by... The first nun has a s**..., the second nun has a s**..., but the third, the third nun doesn't touch him. My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend you, but to grant you anything you wish," said God. The ghost opened a music store called “Spectral Sounds”. Scream-ingly Funny Cliche-ters (Puns on Cliches)
Why shouldn’t you give a nun a haircut? Because you might get a little cross. Nunktastic Q&A (Question-and-Answer Puns) This happens another 12 times, by now the nun is pissed off, she bumps in to Mother Superior who smiles at her.The first nun said “the cucumbers are growing fairly well, they’re this big” and showed them how big it is with her hands. The angry Leprechaun, now steaming, takes a few moments without a word to blow off his sudden anger. After a few moments he says “Thank ye for yer time Mother.” I met a man on my way to St Ivory. He tipped his hat and drew his coat. I told you his name already. What’s his name? Discover the mysterious man’s name here. Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real. Then he drives past a third sign saying:
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