The Best Ever Book of Blackpool Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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Hop to it! At the Peter Rabbit: Explore and Play attraction, there are five rooms for little ones to explore as part of a gentle 45-minute adventure themed around everyone’s favourite rabbit. Teach your kids how to use rollerblades, skateboards or scooter in the interconnecting ramps at Air Skate Park. It’s a 69 second ride up to 380ft – and some quirky facts to discover as you wait, including the fact the tower alone contains 2,493 tons of steel, plus more another 985 in the building at the base. It all takes seven years to paint. Approval has now been granted to appropriate the land and reach agreements with operators over a future new leisure use. The enormous piece of artwork forms the centrepiece of Tower Festival Headland. It’s the open public open space which hosts events like the Illuminations Switch On Festival and the Air Show.

There are some very fun ways to experience the aquarium’s inhabitants too, including the chance for kids to crawl part-way inside tanks, magnify some of the creatures and get a bit more hands on, feeling a shark’s skin and tooth or stingray barbs. Give your kids a chance to see, touch, smell, hear and taste the experience of a real working farm while learning and having fun at Old Holly Farm. Take a walk to the seafront and see which famous names you can find. Read jokes and catchphrases from many names through the years. Like the late, great Les Dawson, Morecambe and Wise, Frankie Howerd, Tommy Cooper and many others.There’s a new show for 2023 and from the pair of clowns joking away to some impressive feats of skill, daring and athleticism, our afternoon bill was focused on gentle entertainment. A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.” – Graham Norton Other famous coasters at the park include ICON, the UK’s first and only double-launch roller coaster, and Revolution, the UK’s first looping coaster. My dad ran a flower shop in 1978, and someone gave him a box of jokes. He put them on the counter and they sold out. We still have the same counter. I’ve got three daughters, and two of them work here with me. I encouraged them to do other things, but they want to work here. There’s never a dull moment. Our motto is: if you can’t take a joke, don’t come in. I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she’d rather have it in a cup.” – Eric Morecambe

Enjoy tasty foods while kids run round this vast play area which features drop slide, ball pool and mini slide at Playtown Southport.Visit the city’s premier green park with tons of ornamental gardens, natural woodlands and lakes and in where kids can play around, go biking and boating at Stanley Park.

Have your whole family work together to solve series of puzzles, codes and clues to escape the room at Timed Trap. Let your kids go artsy and creative painting pots, canvas, glass, make a bear or do clay modeling at The Crafty Potter. I used to go out with a giraffe. Used to take it to the pictures and that. You’d always get some bloke complaining that he couldn’t see the screen. It’s a giraffe, mate. What do you expect? ‘Well he can take his hat off for a start!’” – Paul Merton Brand new in May 2023, the Gruffalo Clubhouse is child heaven – aimed at under 10s, even my 10-year-old embraced her inner preschooler and made the most of being able to play.The main central section takes you into the deep dark wood, with statues of some of the characters around, including Mouse, Owl and – of course – the Gruffalo, much to the delight of the other small visitors. Ninja Adventure is the perfect place for day out for kids with obstacle course, high ropes, soft play and virtual reality and more. On a clear day, you can see over to the Lake District, down to Liverpool and out to the Isle of Man. He's probably the worst I've dealt with I'd say especially the longevity of it. We've never had anybody the same, they've always been a one off." Patricia Roberts also remembers the donkeys at Cleveleys, and at one time, a mule joining them. A mule is a cross between a horse and donkey. Donkeys on Cleveleys Beach in days gone by

You can see the collection at the Donald McGill Museumin Ryde on the Isle of Wight. He created over 12,000 designs throughout his career! Saucy Seaside Postcard by Donald McGill Censorship of Saucy Seaside Postcards If you’re looking for other flavours than vanilla, Scoop Ice cream on the seafront near the Central Pier has lots of quirky choices plus milkshakes. Eat fish and chips Visit this huge public art, stroll down and giggle at the famous phrase or jokes from brilliant comedians and writers at Comedy Carpet.

Tower Festival Headland, Promenade, Blackpool, Lancashire, FY1 1NE

Soak up the sun, or enjoy a bracing walk while kids enjoy the children’s playgrounds in a Victorian pier at Lytham St Annes Beach.