The World’s Best Women Jokes

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Mary looks down at her crotch and says, “Doctor, I think something is wrong with my v@gina. It has no smell at all.” However, among all the glitz and glamour, one thing instantly makes any person more attractive and sexy: a sense of humor. There's a reason why the phrase "the funny guy gets the girls" exists... It has been scientifically proven that people are attracted to other individuals who can make them laugh. So while a fancy restaurant may help you secure yourself a second date, cute, flirty jokes and a good sense of humor are what will capture the heart. String Fight My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violin.

A man and his family are staying at a hotel. The man asks the employee at the front desk if the adult channels are disabled. Here is a list of funny old woman jokes and even better old woman puns that will make you laugh with friends. If we combined my IQ and your body, we would begin a race of super genetic children who would conquer the earth.I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm but she said that she doesn't like to call me at work. What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged lady and was being used by her little dog. Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver (let your girl hope it wasn’t really you)What’s a woman’s favorite way to enjoy music? Blasting her favorite tunes while doing the household chores. she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0." Love is when I walk to the other side of the classroom to sharpen my pen so that I can see her. And then I realize that I am holding a pen. If your fam is perpetually busy, but could definitely use some laughs in the middle of all that hustle, write down a “Joke of the Day” on the kitchen whiteboard, and your kids will look forward to reading corny jokes each and every day. By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'. What’s a woman’s favorite way to enjoy a rainy day? Curled up with a book, tea, and a cozy blanket. A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Why are men smarter than women?

They walk to a bar and the man with the Lab puts on a pair of sunglasses just before he goes in. The bartender sees him enter and says “Sorry, no dogs allowed!”. Ready for this, the man responds, “But he’s my guide dog!”. The bartender immediately apologizes and leads him to a free table. Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder teaching Ray Charles how to drive. Some people fall off their bikes; some people fall from trees. But the best way for you to fall… is in love with me. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. A girl in our gang was called spanner. One look from her would tighten your nuts, her mate was called meteorologist, you could look in her eyes and tell the weather.

Rumor has it Sony is coming out with a new games console to help us all through the pandemic. They call it the Plaguestation 5. What’s an older woman’s favorite musical instrument? The saxophone, because it’s the only thing she can play The woman opens her arms, gesturing toward the entire city, “See how beautiful Las Vegas is?” she asks. Teach a man to fish and can feed a family. Try to teach a woman to fish and she'll be like "You're doing it wrong." The first guy asks his friend, “Do you think we should do it?” His friend replies, “Of course not! Are you out of your mind?”

Why do men fart more than women?

So you call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful ......so yeah....thanks for the compliment. When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in