Unloading at the Wedding: Female Poop Desperation Short Stories

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I'm a 28 year old female professional. My thoughts about using public toilets and relieving myself varied from when I was a young child and usually with my parents away from home, to when I was in a large middle school and even larger high school and I had to maneuver into a toilet opportunity without getting a teacher upset about missed class time, to when my family moved to the other side of the country and I was forced to abandon what my mom had taught about not sitting directly skin-on a public toilet seat. Thanks for your input. Other than the two incidents I wrote about in the forum, I've been fine. One thing they had in common is that I was in a hurry. Never had a problem if I am able to take my time. Still, I am going to mention this to the doctor when I go for my next physical. I have a history of occasional UTIs and my last one was in 2020. I didn't have any UTI symptoms this time. About your post "An eventful week" in the middle of October. Was it very difficult for you to push such a big turd out, about which you wrote it was like a baseball? I really enjoyed your story as I'm also a huge fan of emptying my bladder in interesting places. Yours was especially interesting though and I'd love to get some inspiration from more of your experiences? Im also curious: How did you make friends who share your passion? Hey everyone. I've always enjoyed this stuff and have a few stories like this but as I share a computer I decided to make a new account just for this post.

It was 2008. I had just gotten my then current job earlier that same year, and they were overworking me. I also was not living with family at the time as I relocated for the job. On Thanksgiving, I cooked me a massive pot of pinto beans, probably 10 lbs of them, and ate the entire thing over the course of the day. I enjoyed wetting for a good 10 - 15 years before I even considered messing myself, and when it did happen on purpose, it was a continuation of a wetting I'd just deliberately had. I'd filled my bladder up ready for a genuine burst, and after I was finished pissing myself, I almost immediately felt like I was going to poo. I don't know what was different about that day, but instead of instinctively holding it, I thought "go for it" and proceeded to forcibly shit myself.I got one of my largest pyrex jug that I used to just measure my bladder capacity from the cabinets underneath the bathroom sink trying to beat my record once again. So of course I ended up pouring this jug out into the toilet at least three times since my jug only goes up to 1000ml and I didn't want to measure it completely wrong or cheat in anyway. If you had a skidmark in the last three months, how often do you think you get them ? -5 days a week I already asked you some questions about your pooping two months ago, that's to say, in the middle of September. And now I'd like to ask you a few questions more, if you don't mind.

I always look forward to Thanksgiving. I love to cram myself full of food and then lay in bed with my insides stretched to their limit, digesting all of that food, usually reading. I flushed the toilet, and it surprisingly went down, but it had left a bunch of gnarly brown smears all over the toilet bowl, from the drain all the way to the rim, and the remaining water was brown and full of chunks. I flushed again. And again. The streaks remained although the water in the bowl was now clear. Q5: How far you generally pull down your clothing (pants/shorts/underwear) when you poop in public restrooms? As I pushed out a bunch of small turds, each making a loud high-pitched *bloop* roughly a second apart from each other, students from another school came in and a long line formed for the urinals. I could see through the gap between the stall wall and stall door that the outside door was again being held propped open as I continued to poop, with a line of boys out the door. There were two girls outside who appeared to be making an effort to look in at the boys peeing, trying to get a peek. I wiped up, flushed, and exited the stall. For some reason I was day dreaming and took my clothes completelly off before going to the toilet with my clothes on.Was not feeling good about that matter first. Taking a poo ( Iam very loud when doing that) in front of other ladies that were just peeing. But I had not choice. The conference would go on for many more hours so holding it was no option. A2: Interesting. I wouldn't really care who produced the larger dump. I'd prefer to dump alone outdoors when the need arises. I never tried an outdoor buddy dump, but it would prove interesting. The closest to such an event was when I once dumped next to a stranger on an adjacent open seatless steel toilet in a park Mens' room, with no stalls around the two sit-down toilets and a bunch of people coming in and out to pee at the trough as we sat there. The most awkward part about that experience was not the long, rip-roaring fart I let loose as soon as I sat down or the fact that we were only 2 feet or so apart from each other with our asses exposed pushing logs of crap out of our butts, but that the lone toilet paper dispenser was placed between the two toilets, and we ended up needing to wipe at roughly the same time, thus we had to take turns rolling the paper and wiping, having to see each other do it. We both finished at roughly the same time and did not compare turds, as the situation was already awkward enough. Do you clean yourself with anything besides dry toilet paper? We got a bidet this year, and before that we used wet wipes Yes, quite a bit, but mostly in containers. I will admit to having sprayed down my dashboard a few times and taken some shits in cupholders, though.

I try not too, but I give in, especially when we're at the mall or a movie because I don't want a scene in front of others. So I take them into my toilet stall, latch the door and hope they don't stray. My 4-year old likes to get down and crawl out the front and sometimes into the space of the user next to me. I would propose a federal law be passed that would require stall panels go all the way to the floor and that the entry door do the same. My 6-year old has had to corral her brother who is very hyperactive. Once at the movies I had to reach out and barely grabbed one of his legs as he crawled halfway out. I was releasing a 3-dayer and I almost slid off the seat in grabbing for him. I also used some language I'm not too proud of and hope he doesn't remember. Also, some of my crap didn't get into the toilet but was hanging on the front of the toilet bowl. It's good to hear other women who regularly post here also have strong overactive bladders and aren't ashamed of others who might hear their stream from outside a stall. I wanted to expand on something that happened to me this past Wednesday.It felt way less embarrassing when having a "pooping" partner. So I was really glad that the other lady had to too. I used to be shy about farting in the presence of others. This incident changed that, at least when I was inside a restroom peeing. By doing this I have avoided bowel accidents and full-bladder ones. Smaller leaks are not unheard of though, for me. Yes. I've always wanted to pee standing up and I have in the past. Well, squatted over the toilet seat or left the seat up to pee.