York Gin: THE LITTLE BOOK OF GIN JOKES, PUNS & QUOTES: Including recipes for classic GIN COCKTAILS

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Why did the gin distillery go out of business? They didn’t know their juniper berries from their juniper trees. The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth and one of the shortest lived.’ Too much gin-spiration. Gin-spirational puns: Quench your thirst for wordplay with gin puns! (Puns in Names) I can’t buy cheap liquor anymore,” said Tom, dis-Tom-fortably. Tipsy Wordplay: Oxymoronic Alcohol Puns A gin and tonic walked into a bar and asked for a glass of gin and tonic. The bartender said “I think you’ve had enough.”

A dog walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a gin and...tonic." The bartender says, "What's with the big pause?" A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have a gin and...... tonic." The Bartender asks "Why the big pause?" The polar bear replies, "I don't know, I've always had them."I had a gin and tonic before my flight, but it didn’t take off until I had another. That’s called a gin delay. How do you make a gin and tonic for a giraffe? Add a little tonic, a lot of gin, and a very long straw! The best way to spread Christmas ‘cheers’ is drinking loads for all to fear… [yes we used this to start off our article, and no we are not ashamed] The UK may be going through a troubled time, but one Yorkshire gin maker is trying to see the lighter side of life. I never say no to a good gin and tonic,” said Tom, agreeably. Gin-spirational Oxymoronic Puns: A Blend of Humor and Wit

If life gives you limes, make a gin and tonic” – This line is from the romantic comedy “Crazy, Stupid, Love” and is a hilarious play on the original saying.It’s not my fault I have a double chin. When God was giving out chins, I thought he sold gins, so I said I’ll have a double.” – Anonymous The Proseccos – A fictional family name pun on “The Sopranos. Stirred and Slurred: Spoonerisms with Alcohol Puns I’m drinking responsibly by drinking until I’m irresponsibly drunk.” Tipsy Wordplay (Recursive Alcohol Puns) During World War 2, two German spies received intensive training in English so they could do their job in London without causing suspicion.

How do you make a margarita blush? You put it in a shaker with some ice cubes and a slice of lime and shake it all up. Tipsy Puns: Pour-Quality Humor (Double Entendre Puns)

I don’t always drink to excess, but when I do, it’s on purpose.” A Booze Cruise through Pun Juxtapositions