The Best Ever Book of Ethiopian Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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neighbouring Amhara area of Wag Hemra, at least six people and 4,000 cattle have died because of food shortages prompted by drought, a local Why did the Ethiopian banker always have a successful career? Because he knew the value of “Ethio-nomics”! did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into the crocodile pit? he ate 6 crocs before they could pull him out.

Why did the Ethiopian astronomer love studying the stars? To explore the wonders of the “Ethio-cosmos”! The bank is one of Ethiopia’s key financial partners and its chief, Akinwumi Adesina, enjoys warm relations with Prime Minister Abiy. What was the name of that white girl's Collie who went on all those adventures in Ethiopia between 1930 and 1974? Haley's Lassie What do you call an Ethiopian marathon runner who can sing? A “tuneful Ethi-athlete” with incredible stamina!How did the Ethiopian architect design eco-friendly buildings? By incorporating “Ethio-sustainability” into every structure! What did the Ethiopian farmer say to the stubborn donkey? “Why the long face? Let’s get this work done, my friend!” Once there was a man that came from Ethiopia to America, He couldnt speak English so he went to choir and learned how to say "Me me me me me me." Short ethiopians puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ethiopians humour may include short reggae jokes also.

Significantly, OLA commander Kumsa Diriba has joined Ethiopian government and military officials in the talks for the time, the sources added. BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond 17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with Ethiopian still actively feeding. Much-awaited talks between the Ethiopian government and the Oromo Liberation Front (OLA) rebel group have resumed in Tanzania, diplomatic sources have told BBC Afaan Oromoo. The medicine man replies: "When your partner can take no more s**... and is completely raddled, all she has to say is '1234', and it will then go down. But be warned: The pork swordsman will not rise again for another year." Why did the Ethiopian cyclist start a bicycle-sharing program? To promote “Ethio-green” transportation!How did the Ethiopian football team celebrate their victory? They did the “Ethio-dance” in the stadium!

The jokes reflect daily Ethiopian life. Depending on your personality, hopefully, you will find laughter in these jokes. How did the Ethiopian entrepreneur build a successful business? With a mix of “Ethio-creativity” and determination!What do you call an Ethiopian poet who loves to write love poems? An “Ethio-romantic” capturing hearts with words! How did the Ethiopian engineer build impressive structures? By applying the principles of “Ethio-architecture”! What do you call an Ethiopian comedian who can imitate anyone? An “Ethio-mimic” who will leave you in stitches!