Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)

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I Have Many Names: The God of Chaos, who introduces himself as Bob, has a new name every time he is mentioned in dialog or narration. Pet the Dog: It might be motivated by self interest (happy familiars are more loyal), but the freedom it grants to its familiars to do as they please in their free time and its molestation of Xera qualify as this, from the demonic and monstrous perspectives at any rate. Even Teresa, the Goddess of the Hammer didn't manage to kill the creature because it hid inside its own storage, ignoring the massive damage and pain it would suffer to do so. Fantasy Kitchen Sink: The story features a huge variety of fantasy themes and creatures, from cat-girls, shape-shifters, mimics, golems, demons, and more. Necromancy / desecration of the dead — taboo of Mortimer, the death and commerce god; however, obtaining prior contractual permissions from volunteers (alive and dead) to be raised to fight again would be acceptable.

Sociopathic Hero: He successfully finds evidence proving that the Calamity was not caused by the Ishgar Republic and which could defuse the escalating tensions between the Empire and the Republic.Just have a look at the name, image, summary and then read the first chapter of the story and you will understand. While there are homophobic elements in the Republic, they're not prevalent enough to make her hate herself. And I am a gamer, so “ Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests” by Neven Iliev ( ASIN B076NSQ6JT; 252p; Goodreads) was just a must-have and must-read-now book. It later earns the ability to shapeshift its tentacles into a metal form with matching hardness and sharpness, but this is taxing and generally more useful for utility than combat.

Horror Hunger: As a mimic, Boxxy is hardwired to find humans tasty and to consider other sentient races varying degrees of tastiness. So after the character finally got abused to a point where she started considering suicide, the rest of the book just stopped being as amusing. Also taken literally, as one of her passive skills increases the effect of her STR attribute, and does the reverse for her INT. And I Must Scream: After the battle of Watford, he is captured by Stain and taken back to Bitterhold. Break Them by Talking: She does this to the Hero of the Hammer, during their Clash of Fate, as part of her strategy to defeat him.Mostly because he's too busy sitting back and letting things play out for his own amusement to gather followers.

The irony of a genderless creature with zero sex drive somehow surrounding itself with all manner of lewd women was so thick that one would probably need to dig through it with a pickaxe. However, the God of Chaos regularly keeps in touch with each and every one of his 880 faithful, whereas you'd have to be extremely lucky or exceptional to even get a single once-in-a-lifetime message from a "larger" god or goddess. Multi-Armed and Dangerous: One of the first things Boxxy learns is how create and manipulate multiple tentacles in combat. Took a Level in Badass: Started getting stronger with Boxxy's training, but it was her transformation into a golem that made her really dangerous. She became Boxxy's second contracted demon when Boxxy told Carl that it needed someone who could fight.Evil Has a Bad Sense of Humor: Its familiars start to dread whenever Boxxy gets into a good mood and keeps it up for too long, since it begins to do horribly painful or malicious things to them and anyone Boxxy finds because it thinks that those things are hilarious. They're also mildly toxic; drinking too many at once will hurt you almost as much as they will heal you. Real-Time Weapon Change: Her Rearm skill lets her literally change her weapons and armor in an instant if she needs to adapt to a situation, or just replace damaged equipment.

Miscarriage of Justice: Was a victim of this, due to Edward Allen deliberately labeling her mind-wiped involvement in Boxxy's rampage in Erosa as "colluding with a monster to spread chaos within his Majesty's territory". Pintsized Powerhouse: She may have a height of only 120 cm (4 ft), but she's still taller than you when you're on zero HP. Faceless Eye: Overlord Weaxohn the All-Knowing, otherwise known as the Demon King and CEO of Demons 'R' Us, appears as a massive eyeball in a darkened sky.

He's already lived far beyond a normal human's lifespan, and humans don't get centuries of extra life like other races' Ascendants do. Given that they don't get a special debuff from breaking their vows to their gods, the gods accept this. The Paladin: Gets dumped with the job representing The God of Chaos, quite against her will, because Boxxy needed someone who could do holy stuff against the undead they were about to face.