Diary of a Farting Creeper: Book 1: Why Does the Creeper Fart When He Should Explode?

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A friend of mine named Steve (yup, real name, not a nickname, who also was the Best Man at my wedding) had a copy of this book on his coffee table. I was born with a book in my grasp, and I can say without a shred of doubt that Diary of a Farting Creeper is the single most revolutionary novel I have ever laid my eyes upon during my 69 (nice) years of experience reviewing novels. By using this Web site, you confirm that you have read, understood, and agreed to be bound by the Terms of Use.

I quickly plowed through the first book and then got the pleasure of joining the world in waiting for the release of Diary Of A Farting Creeper 2.In the second book of this hilarious Minecraft adventure series, we get to read the diary of an actual young Minecraft Creeper.

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