FBI Female Body Inspector T-Shirt

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As this is a matter of national security and involves the inspection of female bodies, it’s not appropriate for me to discuss the finer points of female body inspection, but I will say that my job takes me to dangerous terrain, including strip clubs, lingerie fashion shows, Lingerie Football league games, wet T-shirt parlors, amateur and professional performances of Hair, plastic surgery clinics, locker rooms, rap video shoots, cheerleader camps, sorority houses, and Lake Havasu, Arizona. A range of t-shirts sold by independent artists featuring a huge variety of original designs in sizes XS-5XL; availability depending on style. you want can be used if you first install it on your device and then type in the font name on Imgflip. I look for dirty bombs hidden on drunk college girls, and sniff out plastic explosives in the faux-school girl pigtails of exotic dancers.

Simply put, my job is to inspect female bodies, making sure things are up to code so as to avoid any future female-body related mishaps or emergencies.I could be saving lives; instead, I’m usually asked or forced by law enforcement to leave the fun-run immediately. Unfortunately, these items are virtually indistinguishable from the cheap, insulting knockoffs sold to disrespectful frat boys and dangerously overweight men around the country. Female Body Inspector” T-shirt or cap to give you or your friends a good chuckle, or to assert your heterosexuality, you make yourself look ridiculous. I check to see if thangs are being properly backed up, with records kept for a minimum of three years. I go to lady charity-supporting parades and picnics and fun-runs each and every weekend where I offer free mammograms in my van.

Despite the fact that my van has the words “Free Breast Exams from the Female Body Inspector” written on it, I have never had one taker. Except you would be able to do nothing, because you are merely impersonating a Female Body Inspector.Choose your favorite Female Body Inspector-inspired shirt style: v-neck or crew neckline; short, baseball or long sleeve; slim or relaxed fit; light, mid, or heavy fabric weight. Generally, and thankfully, situations are under control and I am able to move on, although sometimes in the line of duty I have to refer improperly maintained female bodies to a one of nine regional IBTCs, or Itty-Bitty-Titty Committees.

I am part of Local 44 — The United Brotherhood of Key Grips, Sandwich Artists, Taffy Pullers, Guys Who Dress Up Like Silver Robots, Female Body Inspectors, and Dogwalkers. The late actor was best known for Friends but brought his signature wit to plenty of characters not named Chandler. Sofia Coppola’s film, based on Priscilla Presley’s memoir, is a wish-fulfillment dream that loses momentum when its subject wakes up. It's a free online image maker that lets you add custom resizable text, images, and much more to templates.

This notion even limits my ability to do my prescribed duties as well as diminishes the potentially life-saving public outreach I do.