Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer Funny Rude Gift

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At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents. You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!"

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Thanks—I'll never part with it.If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it; want to change the world... there's nothing to it." Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. Willy Wonka, chapter 17, 'Augustus Gloop Goes Up The Pipe', ' Charlie And The Chocolate Factory', 1964.

Willy Wonka: But Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes. There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be." I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

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Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. Just as a poached egg isn't a poached egg unless it's been stolen from the woods in the dead of night!" A guy goes to a pet store to buy a goldfish. The salesman asks him, "Do you want an aquarium?" The guy responds, "I don't care what star sign it is!" What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter. I'm thinking of a career where I estimate crowd sizes at different outdoor events. I wonder how many people are in that field.

Another commented: "Perfect Christmas advertisement! Marks and Spencer take note. Christmas is about love NOT being selfish! I'm not usually an Aldi shopper but M&S won't be my shop of choice this year." There's no earthly way of knowing which direction they are going! There's no knowing where they're rowing, or which way the river's flowing!"Willy Wonka, chapter 18, 'Down The Chocolate River', 'Charlie And The Chocolate Factory', 1964. The Best 'Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory' Quotes