The Book of Satanic Quotations

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He (Satan) appears before God, and says: " Is it not enough that the future world is set apart for the pious? What right have they to enjoy this world, besides?" The hardest part of a missionary career is to maintain regular, prayerful Bible study. Satan will always find you something to do, when you ought to be occupied about that – if it is only arranging a window blind!” ~ Hudson Taylor Satan is the symbol of human evolution, of man’s rising above his animal nature and reaching for something greater.” I am the writing on the walls. I am the sweet smell of blood on the street. The buzz that echoes in the alleyways.” — Anthony McCoy, “Candyman (2021)” Man's mind clumsily and tediously and laboriously patches little trivialities together and gets a result - such as it is."

Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!” The namesake of the Messiah. To be "Christ-like" or to follow in His exact footsteps. The path. Satan has prophesied concerning the Christians, and mankind as a whole to mislead all but a few of Adams descendents. The devil has the whole world deceived think your exempted? Christians are probably one of the more numerous religious factions since the beginning. Around 2 1/12 billion people carry the name today. Roughly half the world's population. The Roman Catholic church is the most powerful religious entity the world has known. In this town, Michael Myers is a myth. He’s the Boogeyman. A ghost story to scare kids. But this Boogeyman is real. An evil like his never stops, it just grows older. Darker.” — Laurie Strode, “Halloween (2018)”It is only when a man feels himself face to face with such horrors that he can understand their true import.” — Bram Stoker, “Dracula” But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?” ~ Mark Twain The same effort which God put into the creation of the world, is the same effort Satan puts into the destruction.” Why insert a condition for consensual sex? Should the Satanist not also welcome the rapist? The eighth tenant of the Nine Satanic Statements says: “Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!” -THE NINE SATANIC STATEMENTS, The Satanic Bible, Anton Szandor LaVey

I am really much more afraid of those people who have so great a fear of the devil, than I am of the devil himself.” ~ Teresa of Avila

And he brought him to Jerusalem, and set him on a pinnacle of the temple, and said unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down from hence: For it is written, He shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee: And in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone. This is all it takes for people to plunge into insanity: one night alone with themselves and what they fear the most.” — Thomas Olde Heuvelt, “Hex” If you haven’t met Satan face to face, it’s because you are running in the same direction.” ~ Zig Ziglar Satan is the symbol of the ultimate in strength, of the ability to stand up for your beliefs and fight for what is right.”

Satan is the symbol of the ultimate in self-empowerment, of the ability to take control of one’s own life and destiny.” So sweet is this song that no one could resist it. For in it is all the passionate ache for the moonlight, and the great hunger of the sea, and the terror of desolate places,—all things that lure men to the unattainable. He’s not like us. He smiles a lot. But I think there might be worms inside him, making him smile.” — Stephen King, “The Stand” I don’t know who he is, but he’s burned, and he wears a weird hat and a red and green sweater, really dirty. And he uses these knives, like giant fingernails.” — Nancy Thompson, “A Nightmare on Elm Street” Every man is a suffering-machine and a happiness-machine combined. The two functions work together harmoniously, with a fine and delicate precision, on the give-and-take principle. For every happiness turned out in the one department the other stands ready to modify it with a sorrow or a pain - maybe a dozen. In most cases the man's life is about equally divided between happiness and unhappiness. When this is not the case the unhappiness predominates - always; never the other. Sometimes a man's make and disposition are such that his misery-machine is able to do nearly all the business. Such a man goes through life almost ignorant of what happiness is. Everything he touches, everything he does, brings a misfortune upon him. You have seen such people? To that kind of a person life is not an advantage, is it? It is only a disaster. Sometimes for an hour's happiness a man's machinery makes him pay years of misery. Don't you know that? It happens every now and then. I will give you a case or two presently. Now the people of your village are nothing to me - you know that, don't you?"

Creepy Satanic Quote #4 – Consensual Paedophilia 

And the devil, taking him up into an high mountain, shewed unto him all the kingdoms of the world in a moment of time. And the devil said unto him, All this power will I give thee, and the glory of them: for that is delivered unto me; and to whomsoever I will I give it. If thou therefore wilt worship me, all shall be thine. God requires his servants to walk in the light, and not cover their eyes that they may not discern the working of Satan.” – Ellen G. White Satan is the symbol of the highest form of intellect, of the ability to think for yourself and to question the status quo.” Satan is the symbol of the ultimate in self-mastery, of the ability to control your own thoughts, emotions, and actions.”

Satan understands the power of men and women united in righteousness. He is still stinging from his banishment into eternal exile after Michael led the hosts of heaven, comprised of valiant men and women united in the cause of Christ, against him.” – Sheri L. Dew Yeah, yeah I think that’s one of the biggest misconceptions towards the band. The biggest one is that we’re Satan worshippers, but next to that just the fact that we’re normal.” – Tom Araya Mr. Mushirul Hasan's innocous opposition to the ban on The Satanic Verses has stirred a hornet's nest. He attempted an apology but could not save himself from the hounds. On May 22, the fire-eating Imam of Jama Masjid declared from the pulpit that "anyone who defends Salman Rushdie is defiling Islam." The students of the Jamia Millia shouted: "Qaum ka gaddar, Maut ka haqdar" (Betrayer of the community, deserver of death). Did Mr. Hasan badly miscalculate? Did he not realise the moral pressures under which he was working? Or, did he think he could brazen it out and earn an instant reputation as a liberal and a progressive without having to pay a price for it? (...) A book like The Satanic Verses is blasphemous and the punishment of its author is death. This was clear from the controversy that followed the banning of the book and the death fatwa by Ayatollah Khomeini against Salman Rushdie. The Muslim world was seized by a paroxysm of hate and demanded his blood. The author had few defenders even on compassionate grounds in his community. Muslims in India were no exception.

A poet's work … to name the unnamable, to point at frauds, to take sides, start arguments, shape the world and stop it from going to sleep. One of the reasons for Islamophobia; in 1989 this book was published maligning, ridiculing our Prophet (PBUH). The west could not understand what was the problem. They don’t look at religion the way that we do. And so; in their eyes Islam was an intolerant religion. It became a watershed.