People of Walmart: State of Emergency: A Parody

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What an exhausting day of climbing strangers in the Walmart aisles he’s had. He deserves a nap. Even when he sleeps he can scare a few people who thought he was a human baby being swaddled.

When you can’t make it to a carnival to enjoy the bumper cars, you can always bring the bumper cars to you. What’s the worst that could happen (besides serious bodily harm?). No one’s going to stop you. If they try, just drive away. via People of Walmart From R-rated shoppers to full-on nude shoppers, and every trashy, weird, and obscene thing in-between, here are some of our “favorite” funny people of Walmart. In 1983, Walton launched the first Sam’s Club, whose goal was to help businessmen wishing to buy merchandise in bulk.

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In 1983, the first Sam’s Club opened with the idea to help small businesses save money on merchandise bought in bulk. Over the years, the branches of Sam’s Club mushroomed over the world: 600 of them opened in the United States and 200 in other countries. Sam’s Club can also be accessed online at samsclub.com. By the last year of the twentieth century, Walmart became the largest private employer in the world. If Aerosmith put out a Christmas album, this is sorta what the Steven Tyler promotional cutout would look like in the store.

Perhaps on a catwalk at a Paris fashion show these kind fo peoplr people would be seen as the bleeding edge avant-garde, setting trends and styles that would be the talk of this season's fashion trends, kings and queens of the fashion elite, but inside a hypermarket these people of Walmart just come across as, well, a little bit out of the ordinary. Actually a LOT out of the ordinary. It makes you wonder what's going on in their life and at home.Funny you should ask. According to the founders, The People Of Walmart blog was createdin 2009 after its creators took a trip to a South Carolina Walmart and noticed a woman who “looked like a stripper” in a T-shirt that read “go f*** yourself” while accompanied by a two-year-old. Since then they’ve been bringing us the best of the worst that Walmart has to offer. Tell the world how you feel with your clothing. This person feels patriotic as hell. This is exactly what the founding fathers wanted from us. They said if you drop the flag, you have to burn it out of respect. And if you have extra flag… make it into a body suit. via People of Walmart Getting caught with your pants down is one thing, but getting caught without pants or a shirt is bad. I’m guessing this person was arrested for something unrelated to the dress code. After all, we’ve all seen weirder at stores. I feel naked without multiple layers on. This guy took a different route. via People of Walmart In 2017 and 2018, Walmart acquired several apparel brands, among which were Shoes.com, Moosejaw, Bonobos, ModCloth, Art.com, Bare Necessities, and ELOQUII.

If we want to stop people from catching diseases from animals, we have to stop eating them. We also should probably stop keeping them as pets. This many is clearly comfortable with a monkey getting all up in his business. He’s also comfortable with letting his fellow patrons of the store get up close and personal with his monkey. via People of Walmart You don’t need the shirt. The haircut says it all. You’re the reason it smells over here. via People of Walmart Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe they’re literally attached at the hip because of some botched surgery. Or maybe they don’t know each other at all. They met in the Walmart parking lot, and said “I want to get to know you for the next 30 minutes while I shop for a new lasso.” He is a cowboy after all. And they have everything there. I hope they had a nice time.

In the early days of COVID, masks were harder to come by, so some Walmart shoppers just improvised.

The fashion at Walmart has no limits. You think it’s going to be a bunch of people wearing “I’m With Stupid” T-shirts, but then you go in and see hoodies that support everything from local high school football teams to local NFL teams. She genuinely looks like she’s having a nice day, and I hope this is how we all dress from now on. I dressed like this for a weird play in college. It had the desired effect. People laughed and were frightened at the same time. Not sure why you would dress like this while going about your day. He looks like a walking carnival game, complete with prizes. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone randomly threw a dart at him. I keep my man on a tight leash.” is not something I ever thought would be said literally. Clearly, this is consensual, but I hope one of the greeters at Walmart at least asked if that was the case. “Hi, just making sure you’re in some kind of sub/dom relationship, and not being held against your will. Thank you. Have a lovely day.” via People of Walmart Founded in 1962, Walmart was opened in Rogers, Arkansas. Its early growth was focused on rural areas to avoid competition with the retailer titans like Sears.

Three Ring Blogs FAQ's". http://threeringblogs.com. May 2, 2011. Archived from the original on October 6, 2011 . Retrieved October 4, 2011. {{ cite news}}: External link in |publisher= ( help) Bringing a pet to the store with you is one thing. Bring all your pets, however, is another. Maybe these are merely her best-behaved dogs. The others are at home because they’re not Walmart-trained yet. I have no complaints about seeing dogs anywhere, so I’ll let it slide. Still… why? via People of Walmart

Weird that the pet monkeys are being treated better at Walmart than some of the children. He looks comfortable. No leash needed. Just the warm embrace of the woman who feeds him (I’m guessing that yogurt is all for him). via People of Walmart We all have a reptilian part of the brain within us. Some people wear that part on their sleeve. Or on their head. Reptiles are cool. They eat live bugs. I’m guessing there are bugs in this woman’s hair and she keeps the lizard around to get rid of them. There’s literally no other excuse for this. via People of Walmart