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Davenport is subsequently released by the military and quickly meets up with Pat Benson, another guest at the hotel in which Davenport is currently lodging at.

Book Review: Night of the Crabs By Guy N. Smith

GIANT CRABS come out of the ocean and eat people, they rampage about for a bit destroying trains and tanks and bridges (I cannot get over the crabs picking up a tank. At no point does Smith take his foot off the accelerator from the very moment the crabs first take to the shore. Ile ja ze śmiechu godzin przepłakałam, ile się na podłodze turlałam, ile skrętów żołądka dostałam - nie zliczę!

It has all the characteristics of pulp fiction: the writing is atrocious, the plot is thin, the characters are cardboard, the melodrama is at high volume, yet it rattles along like any yarn should and there’s plenty of fun and (unintentional) hilarity along the way. Słynne “Kraby” - ile to ja się nasłuchałam i naczytałam jaki to klasyk gatunku, jak ocieka kiczem i tandetą, jakie dialogi toporne, jakie postacie papierowe i jednowymiarowe, jakie wydarzenia i zachowania bohaterów niedorzeczne. Nicht nach Guy Smiths glaubwürdigem Bericht über das SLIME BEAST, und erst recht nicht nach seinen Enthüllungen über unkaputtbare Riesenkrabben an Wales schöner Küste.

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Yes, yes you could - you could make the goddamn things indestructible - they take direct hits from tank guns and mortars and then pick up the tanks and toss them in the ocean. Wondering if the route the military too to destroy the crabs is just going to turn around and kick them in the arse.He wrote a series of children's books under the pseudonym Jonathon Guy, two thrillers under the pseudonym Gavin Newman, and 12 non-fiction books on various countryside matters. Despite being personally assigned to assist Cliff in destroying the crabs by a knighted member of Whitehall, he doesn't believe the crabs exist and actually hampers the mission more than assists it. Smith claims that the 1981 film Island Claws, which told a similar story about giant crabs on the coast of Florida, was an adaptation of his work, though neither Smith nor his novel were credited on the film.

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Eventually, though, the humans get the jump on the creatures in the tacked-on finale, with its concluding line “The secrets of the deep are better left undisturbed.This book's cover shows a giganto, ill-tempered CRABosaurus sporting a stool-dropping "don't come hither" look in its glowing, red eyes. Not only have they withstood close range fire from a Centurion tank but they have also rolled it down into the estuary. There are a couple of premises to consider if one is to enjoy a book on giant, intelligent crabs which feast on humans and toss English tanks about as if they were checkers game pieces.

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