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I took one with the next morning’s coffee and awaited my total spiritual and physical demise, but felt nothing out of the ordinary. You can change your choices at any time by visiting Cookie preferences, as described in the Cookie notice. The ratings/reviews displayed here may not be representative of every listing on this page, or of every review for these listings. Perhaps throwing my digestive system yet another curveball with the classic “breakfast-for-dinner” play would throw it off enough to cause it to start actually shitting glitter.

Etsy’s 100% renewable electricity commitment includes the electricity used by the data centres that host Etsy.com often complained to the seller that the glitter pills did not, in fact, make their bowel movements sparkle. A couple of hours later, a newfound excitement surged through my body with the realization that I really, really had to pass some feces. Please note that this will mean a delay in receiving your parcel as customs can take 1-2 weeks to process a parcel, though it is sometimes faster. My brother-in-law, unfazed by the incident, then recounted a story of a time where his childhood dog had eaten the entire box of 64 crayons (save for the metallic gold and silver ones) and proceeded to poop rainbows for days after. Other sellers of glittery pills claim their purpose is as an emergency source of glitter, so you can fling it all over yourself (and a bunch of people who will hate you) when you’re out and need some glittery cheer.

Based out of New York, Stoffel finds himself exploring his wanderlust frequently to garner inspiration. But it’s also not clear that taking the glitter pills will guarantee a toilet bowl full of festive twinkle. Though all the sellers marketing the glitter pills insist they are meant for decorative purposes only and not for consumption, the true purpose of them, hidden beneath a wink and a nod, is to make your excrement sparkle. Regardless, the human body is a complex, often repulsive, but far more often beautiful anomaly that simply is not meant to perform such fairy-like feats. Some of the technologies we use are necessary for critical functions like security and site integrity, account authentication, security and privacy preferences, internal site usage and maintenance data, and to make the site work correctly for browsing and transactions.But despite the fun times I would imagine I could have in the bathroom enjoying a toilet full of glitter poop, I would not ingest a bunch of tiny plastic particles for fun. My concern would be if the glitter gets trapped in the colon, because I worry that it could cause irritation that can lead to infection or other similar issues.