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Because once you’re done with the breast and thighs all you have is an empty box to put your bone-in. I am made of either latex or rubber. You wear me for protection every time you feel not so comfortable with what you are dipping yourself into. You use your fingers to get me on and pull me off. What am I? The medical community calls it “fellatio,” but the rest of us have our own phrases for performing oral sex on a man. The below is a comprehensive list of slang alternatives to “blowjob.” Some of these phrases are politically incorrect and other are completely ridiculous. Regardless, they exist in the collective lexicon. Here they are!

I’m hard and hairy on the outside but soft and wet on the inside. What’s inside me tastes great in your mouth. What am I? What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball! My parents found out I was smoking and instead of paying me in cash, they gave me gift cards. The dealer claims to understand and accepts it, no questions asked.” A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, “Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?” Are you in need of some dirty minded jokes? Well, don’t you get tense because we have got you covered with a bunch of dirty jokes to share with your friends and family.Give it to me! Give it to me!” she yelled. “I’m so wet, give it to me now!” She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella. I come in different sizes, shapes and colors. I occasionally drip. It can sometimes feel good when I am blown and sometimes, it can be painful. What am I?

What’s better than a good laugh? Of course, a fantastic joke full of snark and sarcasm. We’ve got all kinds of funniest dirty minded jokes covering from the nasty dark humor to toilet humor as well. Ever since the start of my trip, I’ve been trying to get in touch with Linda George, the woman who stood up for Bell End (which probably referred to a bell pit in a bygone mine), successfully petitioning for its protection in 2018. When we finally speak my travels are almost done. I ask her, why go to battle for Bell End? A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office. The doctor walks in and says, “I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” “I don’t understand, doc,” the patient says. “Why?” “Because,” the doctor says. “I’m trying to examine you.”I assist with e**ctions. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I?

I am dirty, I love being filled with wood, but someone only goes down on me once a year. What am I? Sometimes a finger goes inside me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

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Methinks I shall make a college of myself, using my yearbook. Frequently, I despise, despise, despise.You just have yourself to blame.”