The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump: Sears Robert

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On the other hand, "Get ready for some excitement" creates a story by finding a weird coincidence (in remarks three years apart) with no deeper significance (underpinned of course by Trump's constant mendacity): Annotation by Trump on article by Jonathan Capehart, which he sent to the journalist – tweeted by Capehart, July 8, 2015 On average there are more than 300,000 instances of rape or other sexual assault that afflict our neighbors and loved ones every year

This groundbreaking collection will give readers a glimpse of Trump's innermost thoughts and feelings on everything from the nature of truth, to what he hates about Lord Sugar. And it will reveal a hitherto hidden Donald, who may surprise and delight both students and critics alike. Now with seventeen all-new poems! As we lurch deeper into the Donald Trump presidency, this timely publication also includes Sears’ scholarly footnotes and introduction, in which he excavates new critical angles and insights into the President’s poetry which the casual reader might initially overlook. My initial reaction when I heard about this book: Well, I don’t know a lot about poetry, but that sounds like a bad idea. Russell Brand’s take on reading the comment that “Ian Huntley’s voodoo dolls should be taken away and burnt!” specifically sprang to mind for some reason. mind you, these are not actual poems actually written by donald trump; they're more like 'found poetry' curated from a selection of his (oh-so-many) tweets; magpie-ing a line here, a line there, arranged into coherence and displaying more humanity than most of trump's actual speeches, all read aloud by a #FAKETRUMP. it's a fine novelty-book, even if you're someone who never wants to have to think about him ever again. I'm the world's greatest writer of 140 character sentences". "Mark my words". Bob Sears had this great idea of putting them together and the result is this GREAT compilation, " despite the constant negative press covfefe".Even though the money would go to charity I couldn't buy it, not even to destroy, it would have left me polluted. This new, satirical book created by Rob Sears composes Donald Trump poems out of real phrases that the president has said: It seems Trump was right all along when he said, “I'm very highly educated. I know words. I know the best words!” Sears is far from the first to notice potential in Trump’s voice: after all, elevating a man who struggles bigly to articulate himself to poetry is inherently funny. “He does speak in very compact, distilled phrases that tell you a lot about who he is, in a small number of words. So it’s not that far away from poetry,” says Sears. “Lots of declarative sentences, a staccato rhythm. There is no complexity to anything he says. People have said he writes like a third grader with a limited vocabulary. I’ve read so many of his words and there really are no exceptions.”

Now with seventeen all-new poems! As we lurch deeper into the Trump presidency, this timely publication also includes Sears' scholarly footnotes and introduction, in which he excavates new critical angles and insights into the President's poetry which the casual reader might initially overlook. Please be aware that the delivery time frame may vary according to the area of delivery - the approximate delivery time is usually between 1-2 business days. For those of us familiar with Donald Trump’s speeches, tweets, and public statements, it may come as a surprise to hear of a book entitled, The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. But, perhaps that is merely a reflection of our untrained ears. For this book, Rob Sears looked deep beyond the uncouth façade of The Donald’s words, to uncover a bounty of whimsical verses! Rob Sears is an American hero who lives in Great Britain. At some point either during or just after the presidential election of 2016, Sears started combing through the treasure trove of Donald J. Trump's tweets, "Playboy" magazine articles, "Howard Stern Show" interview transcripts and other media clips. He would parsed out a quote here and there and started turning the president's bullshit into beautiful poetry. Haiku, long-form, short-form, rhyming -- you name it and Sears builds it out of Trumps own beautiful words. The best words, you know? Each poem -- and there are dozens -- is a work of art.That said, there are some good poems here, and very tellingly most of the best poems are ones where the author has actually tried to accomplish something, rather than juxtaposed two random sentences out of context. Folks, this book is great. These poems are fantastic. That I can tell you. And I am really smart. Believe me, I know words. I know the best words. Everyone agrees. That's a true fact. Trump is, of course, prone to talking incomprehensible nonsense. But that usually only becomes evident on the larger scale - his sentences ramble through unrelated topic, and he loses his train of thought every couple of seconds, so that many of his speeches are essentially unhinged stream-of-consciousness ranting. But most of the individual clauses do make sense, they just have no business being where they are.] The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Collected by Robert Sears. Believe me. It's incredible. It's fantastic. Must read! Who wouldn't take Kate's picture and make lots of money if she does the nude sunbathing thing. Come on Kate!