Rude Valentine's Card For Him & Her Dirty Roses Are Red Poem For Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

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Writing a sarcastic Valentine's Day poem or rhyme is a funny way to anti-celebrate the holiday with your partner, or to turn someone down in a cheeky way.The ratings/reviews displayed here may not be representative of every listing on this page, or of every review for these listings. If declarations of undying love aren’t your style, these rude Valentine’s Day cards are the perfect way to spice things up. Rude Valentine's poems may seem counterintuitive to the holiday spirit of love, romance and affection that surrounds Valentine's Day, but for couples who are not into schmaltz, the rude poem may just be the way to go. You can imagine what the office is like, we would invite you to visit but you would probably never leave ever again and we are getting quite crowded now. I wasn't thinking of anyone in particular when I wrote the next poem, but there is certainly an archetype who fits the bill.

Our bitter and twisted theme descends into the demonic with a humorous poem with is simultaneously light and dark.

Roses are red but it’s not just violets that are blue this Valentine’s Day – get a little bit risqué with your not-so-sweet message to your sweetheart.

I’m sorry I didn’t get you chocolates for Valentine’s Day…but if you want something sweet, then I’m right here. Whether you want to throw a cheeky insult at your partner or seduce them with an explicit design, browse our naughtiest, most offensive Valentine's cards.Learn how to use alliteration, word play and humor to make a rude, witty Valentine's poem of your own. From the outright dirty to the naughty – here are some jokes you can include in your cards to inject a bit of humour into your Valentine’s Day. A selection of short valentines poems which are essentially funny, but which have a darker side or a twist in the tail. Try our homemade Valentine's card designs here, or to make things easier, choose one of these printable Valentine's cards.

Last Name * Please enter a Last Name Please enter a valid Last Name, the maximum length is 50 characters. Valentine's Day is a-coming and you have your eyes set on this beautiful, wonderful girl (or boy) and you want to be all romantic and give her maybe a Valentine's card to show her you like her but at the same time you want to be all cool and shit so you want it dirty. Valentine’s Day is upon us, and with it comes the pressure to find a witty yet romantic way to let your other half know you’re thinking of them. Even if you and your partner share a common love of sarcastic wit, use this rude poem with caution or you could find yourself out in the cold this Valentine's day. Sinister, vengeful, dirty and sex obsessed are just a few of the epithets that could be applied to the poems; romantic they are most certainly not.Valentine’s cards are meant to help you express how you feel to your partner – but what if your feelings aren’t entirely pure? If you normally cringe at soppy Valentine's love poems, then scroll through our gallery below for some funny, naughty poems that are perfect for a dirty mind. And Valentine’s Day, arguably the day of the year with the most romantic potential, is the perfect opportunity to flex your charisma to a cutie you have a crush on with a Valentine’s Day pickup line. sings* Happy bithday to you, happy birthday to you… We (me and our fellow bloggers) wish you all the good things in life on this special day. Turning off the personalised advertising setting won’t stop you from seeing Etsy ads, but it may make the ads you see less relevant or more repetitive.