How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: and Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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The gun safety topic was probably the only one I found remotely entertaining, and even that had cracks about "the liberal, Jew-run media" and other such things. Since this is the other gimmick this book has, there isn't much more to it than the amusing title and concept. It is hard to believe but there are people out there stupid enough to Vo……… Well there are stupid people out there. The serious tone the author takes makes it clear he is pretending to be in line with ultra-conservatives. If you want your cat to have even the slightest chance of surviving in the modern world and be prepared of how it's changing, this is the book for you.

At the end of the day, all you can really do is look deep into your cat's eyes and ask yourself if the twinkle within is from the light of Jesus or the fires of Hell. Our great nation has been gravely weakened from eight years under the reign of an Islamo-socialist führer who seeks to poison us with chemtrails. It is the duty of all American citizens—as well as their cats—to be able to use and maintain a firearm. They will tell your cat that because feline fossils are found in the upper layers of rock, this means that they evolved only recently.I grew up in a highly conservative, evangelical christian household, so it was hilarious to read all the B. Simply because it is the duty of every American citizen, human and cat alike, to exercise the rights bestowed upon us by the U. propaganda and scare tactics of the liberal, Jew-run media that Americans second-guess the wisdom of having guns in their households—scare tactics that undoubtedly serve their greater agenda to overthrow the rightful leadership of the United States, and the subsequent imposition of a European-based one-world government. And: “Unfortunately, I’ve worked nights all my life, and one thing that’s consistent across all graveyard shifts is there’s going to be one dude who’s REALLY into conspiracy theories. If you have a young cat in the house, you’re probably wondering about those upcoming times when you and kitty will have “the talks”.

Your cat needs not only to accept that God created the Earth and the United States of America, they also need to understand the insidious nature of the lies Darwin spawned in an attempt to destroy our country. Place your cat on your lap and make sure to give them lots of pets while you’re speaking to ensure that you have their full attention. Millions of cats have read and loved the Furry Purrter books about an orphaned kitten with magical powers.You can change your choices at any time by visiting Cookie preferences, as described in the Cookie notice. While cats do possess many innate skills when it comes to hunting, the operation of a firearm is not among them. In actuality, Wicca is merely watered-down Satanism, luring foolish young women with liberal arts degrees into lesbian covens where they worship a goddess and their menses.

Dinosaurs giving birth to bears, sea urchins giving birth to penguins, ducks giving birth to snakes, and other ridiculous scenarios, the very idea of which is an abomination to our Lord. To say simply, the book is composed of a series of "warning pamphlets" that poke fun at the more extreme (and absurd) conservative political views by applying them to cats (rather than children). Unfortunately, it did not cover important topics such as Internet stalkers, social media bullying, or nude selfies. So if you don’t want your cat to turn into some kind of pinko liberal, you need to read this book, and GO TALK TO YOUR CAT!The United States's political system is literally like some sort of bizarro system of how political systems actually ought to work and for the past ten years, our news is so bad that it sounds like satire. although the idea of kitty hell being a fiery waste where they will be tormented by barking dogs, bottomless squirt bottles, and pieces of tape stuck to the pads of their feet was worth a giggle. This is a used book - there is no escaping the fact it has been read by someone else and it will show signs of wear and previous use. There is tons of stuff in here that could have been funny if it weren't written with such cruel and blatant bias. They claim that most of our modern-day animals evolved from monkeys: that at some point in the past two monkeys mated and a kitten was the result.