Oh My Goth: Jokes for When You Feel Dead Inside

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Theoretically a goat can get impregnated by a moth. Scientists have never attempted the experiment however, as they don't want to create more goth kids. Frank N. Stein’s Repair Shop (Frank N. Stein’s is a play on “Frankenstein,” a classic gothic novel)

Dressing inappropriately for the weather/task at hand is something that folk seem to think Goths are awesome at. While naturally this does happen-an internet’s worth of images tells us so-Sweaty Puddle Goth is an as-yet to be recognised subtype of the traditional group, and so pics like this usually amuse me. I like to be a smartarse as much as the next dude, but I am also mortally afraid of coming over as a hipster when I do-neatly demonstrating my above point about subcultures and stereotypes. The gothic athlete embraced the night sky as his playground, running in darkness while shining like a star. Why did the gothic comedian always wear dark sunglasses on stage? Because they added a touch of irony to his “dark” jokes.

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READ MORE: Tesco, Morrisons and Sainsbury's issue urgent product recalls for soup, pet food and more Why did the gothic poet refuse to go camping? Because he prefers to be in-tents, not in a-good-mood.

goth #1: I'm so goth the people in the grocery store have refused to sell me any cereal other than Count Chocula. Did you hear about the gothic librarian? She can “spookily” recommend books that will give you chills. Why did the gothic chef use lots of garlic? Because he wants to add a “clove” of darkness to his dishes. A goth was walking through the cemetery when they saw a skeleton playing the violin. The goth said, “That’s the most metal thing I’ve ever seen.” Why did the gothic gardener only plant gloomy flowers? Because he wanted to create a space that was simultaneously hauntingly beautiful and colorfully morose.Why did the gothic musician become a stand-up comedian? Because he wanted to bring some dark humor to the depressed masses. The gothic politician promised to lead the country into a brighter future, shaded with dark promises.

Gothic Bliss Records (Gothic Bliss combines the dark aesthetics of gothic culture with a positive feeling)Your da watches James Bond in the bath and calls himself bubble 07' - Craig Brittles Read More Related Articles