Welsh Jokes: A Little Book of Wonderful Welsh Wit

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So, here are some of the top Welsh language insults to aim at your worst enemy – or just your friends when you’re annoyed with them. No farting. Image to Pulpy (CC BY-SA 2.5).Larry Lamb is here! Though you do have to question the wisdom and judgement of a man with the surname ‘Lamb’, who turns up when a Welshman is hosting Live at the Apollo.

So Dai goes down with a heavy heart looking at the flames of purgatory and listening to the cries of the damned. At the bottom there’s a set of double doors which he pushes open and steps into the blinding light. When he gets his bearings he is overcome by disbelief and joy when he realises he is in the Millennium Stadium surrounded by tens of thousands of Welsh rugby fans. At the other end of the stadium is a huge TV screen with the words “Next repeat performance starts in four minutes.” Dua Lipa 'will embark on her first stadium tour next year' after huge success of her Future Nostalgia roadshow: 'She's going to be everywhere in 2024' Omid Scobie takes aim at 'cold' Kate in first bombshells from new book as it's released in Australia:... How would you like to be remembered? From scattering ashes on a favourite walk, to a party with a bouncy castle, many people are deciding a traditional funeral just isn't right for themWatch out, Taylor Swift! Stunning model Veronika Rajek calls Travis Kelce a 'hunk' after watching him play for the Chiefs at Raiders As a professional driver I'm not looking forward to constantly changing between second and third gear all day in built up areas. The wife just told me"I think you've had an affair with that Welsh tart, from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch"..... I said, "How can you say such a thing?" Laughing that cars sold in Wales were to be sold with the new mechanical device, they poked fun at the slow speeds drivers are now forced to maintain. Moment David Tennant's Doctor Who is scolded by transgender character for calling an alien 'him': 'You're assuming 'he' as a pronoun?'

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