Norpro Nut Chopper

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One of the things that ladies forget when they’re jumping on testes is that since only roughly 222N of force is required to pop one, if you’re jumping on both with more than double that, sometimes they can both suddenly pop at once! When one nut pops it turns instantly inside out and ballgoo pumps out of the nut and into the scrotum, suddenly all the force is now on the other one, which of course immediately gives up the ghost and now you’re a double nut eunuch. Whoops, sorry not sorry. Isn’t that what you wanted anyway? You got two for the price of one I guess, congrats. If you’re using roasted nuts, make sure you cool them before putting them in the chopper. Some choppers may not be able to take the heat well.

How many times did I zap his balls? I forget, but it was many times. The air in the room smelled like ozone and burning when I was done. Finished? Did it hurt? Of course it did. But, that was nothing compared to what I do. It’s important for you to do these exercises I recommend, for reference. And also because it’s good for your ball-pain craving mind. I couldn’t be bothered to deal with taking off the elastrator band, since that’s kind of difficult and I’d rather him accidentally cut his balls with the scissors than me. Anyway, there are as many ways to completely bind and gag a nut-perv as your imagination can allow, but the main thing is that I abuse the testicles absolutely mercilessly, to get them to the proper point of sensitivity and take them to their absolute limits of ruination. When you beat them for half an hour and they’ve swollen anywhere from 50% to 200% that’s when they’re just right for comfortable full weight ball standing! Err yes, comfortable for me, not you. They’re like a big old spongey fluffy pillow down there for me to relax my feet on…Next up we have the lemon squeezer, a personal favourite of mine. I love this because they make it so easy to squeeze guy’s nutmeat. It’s like they were designed to be used on balls! The leverage I get from just an absolutely tiny bit of applied force causes absolutely mind-bending agony (that’s what it looks like). Just watch one of my ballbois trapped in my lemon squeezer for literally a few seconds, making his voice involuntarily rises two octaves to almost a squeak as he pleads desperately for mercy. Can a girl even have any more fun than that?! He never agreed to ball-death so unfortunately I decide to stop, but not before he veritably screams the safe-word at me, not once, but twice before I let him free. Trust me, I know what a testiball can take, so shut up and take it. I’ll let you know when I’m finished. (Also no joke but lots of guys end up saying the safeword and then afterwards they were like “I didn’t mean it”– that’s confusing!!) So after I bang your worthless family stones out of the beating-hole in the table, they’re at least as big and soft as a couple of goddamned canned peaches, it’s time to start crushing the juice out of them. Here, again, there are so many fun and worthwhile different ways to crush them properly… In case you don’t know, an elastrator is a tool used to “harmlessly” castrate farm animals. The great thing about it is it cuts off the blood supply super easily, which immobilises the unfortunate male animal. Even a human can’t remove the bands without a knife. Another way is full-weight ball standing. Sadly, I have yet to get a boy to consent to me filming that, nonetheless it’s so much fun to do! I’ve even done it whilst taking a shower! Talk about effortless.

The following are the two most important factors to help you decide the best nut chopper for almonds, walnuts, and peanuts. Quality When you get zapped by electricity, the tissues in your body offers very little resistance to the electrons flowing through them. That pain is every neuron the electrons touch, telling your brain how unpleasant it is to be a conductor of electricity. It’s also potentially damaging your cells at a microscopic level, so those neurons are screaming at your brain, MAKE THIS STOP! For you, wave after increasing wave of nausea assaults you as you struggle in and out of consciousness. It’s not pretty, and usually at this point I’ll start to untie you. I don’t want you drowning in ballpuke or something sordid like that. I am a nice lady after all. What types of nuts do you chop regularly? Are they hard nuts or soft nuts? Can your chopper easily fit in all the nuts and hold them well? Considering these factors is essential. The best chopper for you should easily handle the types of nuts you chop most often. The cool thing about this vice is that it has clear plastic on one side so I can see his balls getting more and more crushed. Normally I like to crush them so they’re flat, like big white and purple pancakes, but the elastrator is fighting against the vice and their shape isn’t deforming like usual. I try to crush the balls even harder than normal but they’re just not getting as flat as I’d like.I beat his balls with some hard punches and slaps to get them a bit swollen and wake them up some. He’s being a bit loud, so I cover his face with a pillow. The best way to make sure I really ‘go to town’ on your balls is to make sure you’re completely bound and gagged. That way you can’t change your mind or try to yell out annoying words. The best you can muster is a weak-ass “Ftop! Fleafe! Ftop!”. Welp, I’m sorry bud but I don’t speak whatever language that is! But when it comes to chopping more than a handful, it can be timeconsuming, especially if you don’t have good knife skills. But there is a better way to chop almonds, walnuts, peanuts, and a variety of other nuts – the nut chopper!

If I filmed these kinda events, it would be for some kinda boring viewing. You’d just see a guy on the floor looking all pathetic and me getting more and more bored waiting for him to recover LOL, so the idea is to create videos that are entertaining, and with an experimental element of “What’s going to happen?” because we try lots of new things together on camera, and find out! 😊I jammed the cattle prod/taser into the heart of his dumb, oxygen starved, under pressure balls and pulled the trigger, sending 4000 volts into his body through his testes. He jerked and screamed, and screamed and screamed. I was laughing my head off, but seriously boy, shut up, you’re embarrassing yourself. I had forgot to set a timer at the beginning so I had no idea how long I’d been playing with his nuts by now. Whoops! So, I decided to release him. To make things easier, you can soak the hard nuts in water for a while before chopping to soften them. Nut choppers are just like any regular chopper – be it electrical or manual. It has a container to hold the ingredients and blades to chop it off. So they can be used for chopping other things as well, including some vegetables, cheeses, bacon, and more. Can I use a coffee grinder for chopping nuts?